For Shopify stores
Your store data, roasted with love.
Stupidify reads your real orders, products and inventory, then points out what's not working, with a wink. Every joke is backed by a real number.
Dead Weight
€12,430 of stock hasn't sold once in 60 days.
Your warehouse is quietly turning into a retirement home.
- Real data. Orders, products and inventory from the last 60 days. No customer names, no emails.
- A Chaos Score. 0 is suspiciously tidy. 100 is a total circus.
- Three tones. Gentle, Cheeky or Dramatic. Always funny, never mean.